Everywhere you go in the world there are signs – some of which make way more sense than others, which just seem to get lost in translation. Here are the best of the worst signs around the world.

You have no idea how many times I’ve walked through a random street in some random section of the world and tried to figure out just what the local government is trying to tell me.
Don’t take a picture of rats? [Fine].
Don’t stick your head in the fire? [Yep. Figured that out].
Wild Monkeys may eat my hat? [I didn’t really like it much anyway].
Don’t feed the volcano? [Considering volcanoes historically only eat virgins, I don’t qualify].
You learn so much about a place from its signs. Mali has an AIDS problem; Colombia is more concerned with drugs; Egypt apparently has a huge sex trafficking issue… and everyone is concerned with where and how you poop.
So, for your viewing pleasure, after the jump I offer some of the best signs I’ve found all over the world…
Mali

NYC:

Vietnam:

Russia:

Guatemala:



Chile:


Egypt:



Iraq:



If you have any awesome signs to share, please do!!!!